Kayaking and Such

A story....




Josh and Micah were good friends.


Micah owned a car.

One day, Micah and Josh decided to go on an adventure.

They decided to go ride on boats in water.

Josh was happy about the highness of the water in the river.


Micah and Josh were so excited!



They traveled miles and miles on the river.

Micah got out to rest from all of the paddling.

Although he was tired, Micah managed to smile at Josh, who was his friend.

However, Josh hated Micah, and wanted to kill him.

Micah, the true friend, did not know of Josh's plan.

When Josh got out, he did not smile.

Josh scorned because he hated Micah.



Josh wanted Micah to see tha......

Wow. I just cannot continue writing this completely crappy story. I wanted to write about kayaking with Josh tonight using only a first-graders vocabulary and sentence structure. However, this is truly a horrible way of presenting anything. Thus, I have come to a conclusion--a person who writes stories like this for children must have fallen on their head, dropped out of school, smoked tons of dope, laughed at Tidbits, watched Seinfeld and did not understand so instead watched Elimidate, eaten batteries, lost all of their money, constantly been confounded at the "rubber pencil" trick, realized they could draw lines to form letters and letters to form words and words to form sentences and sentences to form stories, and finally, after living a terribly useless life, wrote similar stories.*

The end.

*Don't get me wrong, I love children's book geniuses (such as Dr. Seuss, Roald Dahl, and Faulkner), I just don't love people who write books like my story above. I guess kids have to learn how to read somehow...