Church Signs
20 years of cringing. 20 years of uncomfortable side smiles. 20 years of reading church signs.
As a general rule, I have nothing against church signs. Inherently, they are fine. Put a message on them, thats what they're for. Invite people to come in, let them know the times of the services and so on. But don't put some flagrant, pithy one-liner on signs. Does it propel the kingdom to write "Get saved or burn in Hell" on signs? Does it change peoples lives to write "Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives?" Does "Church parking tresspassers get baptised" make people burst out in laughter and run inside? I want this inner-competion of church signage to stop.
Hilarious!!! Larry the Cable Guy is so relevant right now!
Circular reference?
Hours in the boardroom?
I'm embarrassed for thinking that baby Jesus was wrapped in clothes.
Hmmm....
As the lowest form of humor, puns have no right being anywhere.
Christians should be like this little guy!
posted by Micah at 6:20 PM
7 Comments:
my personal favorite, just down the street from our house...
"don't give the devil a ride, he always wants to drive."
3:45 PM
dude, the i don't know the sundae one was pretty good. it made me hungry for the gospel and salvation.
2:28 PM
i have a new post...you may relate.
6:14 PM
I like your site, you should be a programmer.
2:04 PM
are you making fun of me? haha, um "friend" is spelled incorrectly in the dog one.
4:19 PM
who are lance and colleen?
12:11 AM
hahaha, yeah, i'll show ron and chris also
1:53 PM
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